Perfect Example of a Western Family System

Son: Dad, I fell in love!

Dad: Great! With who?

Son: Amanda. Neighbour’s daughter.

Dad: You must not tell your mum. Amanda is your sis.

Couple of months later …

Son: Dad, I fell in love again.

Dad: Great! With who?

Son: Angela. Other neighbour’s daughter.

Dad: Oh Angela! She is your sis too!

Another couple of times this happened and the guy got mad and went to his mum.

Son: Mum! I fell in love with 6 girls, but I can’t date any of them bcoz Dad is their father.

Mum: You can date who ever you want .. He is not your father!

Height of Incapability

Dad: Why didn’t you go for your exam today?

Son: It was very tough!

Dad: How do you know it was tough without seeing it?

Son: It was leaked out 2 days ago!

Which line is used very often when we are with friends?
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“Oye sab chup ho jao
koi gali na de

Ghar se phone aya hai”

I am looking for a bank
which can…
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give me loan
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and leave me alone!

Women’s tongue and Men’s eyes
Only rest
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when they die!

Funny Reality

Our parents spend the 1st year of our lives teaching us to walk and talk.

and the next all years telling us to sit down and shut up!

Girl: From today I don’t have any relation with you.

Boy: Ok! Fine! Return all my gifts that I gave you.

Girl: Fine! I’ll return all.

Boy: Let’s start from the mobile top-up balance and scratch card numbers…

Girl: Oh come on darling! I was just kidding with you!

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Yar abi mai so kr utha to Aisa ajeb khawab dekha..

Roet Hilal Comitte waley keh rahey thay ke is dafa Eid nahi ho gi
Q K Zardari ney Chand beich dia hai..

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 _| |_ Ab kia ho ga..?
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A woman is driving home from work along the highway.

Her husband calls her and says

“Be careful love, it’s just been on the radio that someone is driving the wrong way on the highway!”
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“Someone?” she replies, “there’s hundreds of them! ”

Hi! What are you doing?
I’m propagating unicameral form of idiosyncrasy occurring malevolently in the meritorious piece of platitudinous brain.

In short:
Disturbing You