Pak-SMS.com » Funny http://www.pak-sms.com Free SMS to Pakistan Mobilink Ufone Warid Telenor Zong Djuice Instaphone GSM Wed, 14 Dec 2011 11:34:49 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Perfect Example of a Western Family System http://www.pak-sms.com/perfect-example-of-a-western-family-system-2684 http://www.pak-sms.com/perfect-example-of-a-western-family-system-2684#comments Tue, 18 Oct 2011 07:24:45 +0000 Talal Masood http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=2684 Perfect Example of a Western Family System

Son: Dad, I fell in love!

Dad: Great! With who?

Son: Amanda. Neighbour’s daughter.

Dad: You must not tell your mum. Amanda is your sis.

Couple of months later …

Son: Dad, I fell in love again.

Dad: Great! With who?

Son: Angela. Other neighbour’s daughter.

Dad: Oh Angela! She is your sis too!

Another couple of times this happened and the guy got mad and went to his mum.

Son: Mum! I fell in love with 6 girls, but I can’t date any of them bcoz Dad is their father.

Mum: You can date who ever you want .. He is not your father!

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Dad: Why didn’t you go for your exam today?

Son: It was very tough!

Dad: How do you know it was tough without seeing it?

Son: It was leaked out 2 days ago!

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“Oye sab chup ho jao
koi gali na de

Ghar se phone aya hai”

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which can…
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give me loan
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and leave me alone!

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Only rest
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when they die!

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Our parents spend the 1st year of our lives teaching us to walk and talk.

and the next all years telling us to sit down and shut up!

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Boy: Ok! Fine! Return all my gifts that I gave you.

Girl: Fine! I’ll return all.

Boy: Let’s start from the mobile top-up balance and scratch card numbers…

Girl: Oh come on darling! I was just kidding with you!

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Yar abi mai so kr utha to Aisa ajeb khawab dekha..

Roet Hilal Comitte waley keh rahey thay ke is dafa Eid nahi ho gi
Q K Zardari ney Chand beich dia hai..

 (',')
 <) (> 
 _| |_ Ab kia ho ga..?
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		Women Driving
		http://www.pak-sms.com/women-driving-2530
		http://www.pak-sms.com/women-driving-2530#comments
		Tue, 07 Jun 2011 02:46:29 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=2530
		
			A woman is driving home from work along the highway.


Her husband calls her and says


“Be careful love, it’s just been on the radio that someone is driving the wrong way on the highway!”

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“Someone?” she replies, “there’s hundreds of them! ” :-D 


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		Propogating Unicameral Form .. In Short: Disturbing You!
		http://www.pak-sms.com/propogating-unicameral-form-in-short-disturbing-you-2179
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		Sun, 27 Mar 2011 06:03:18 +0000
		Talal Masood
				
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=2179
		
			Hi! What are you doing?

I’m propagating unicameral form of idiosyncrasy occurring malevolently in the meritorious piece of platitudinous brain.


In short:

Disturbing You :P 


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		5 Reasons Why You Are My Friend
		http://www.pak-sms.com/5-reasons-why-you-are-my-friend-2-2033
		http://www.pak-sms.com/5-reasons-why-you-are-my-friend-2-2033#comments
		Wed, 02 Mar 2011 11:05:10 +0000
		Talal Masood
				
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=2033
		
			5 reasons why you are my friend….


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No Reason Found!


I was just drunk :) 


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		Don’t Try This At Home
		http://www.pak-sms.com/dont-try-this-at-home-funny-sms-1963
		http://www.pak-sms.com/dont-try-this-at-home-funny-sms-1963#comments
		Tue, 22 Feb 2011 13:51:46 +0000
		Talal Masood
				
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=1963
		
			The below mentioned action


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is performed


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by highly trained


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professionals.


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So please


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don’t try this


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at home..


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STUDY! :-D




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		If You Have Failed In Love
		http://www.pak-sms.com/if-you-have-failed-in-love-1788
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		Sat, 29 Jan 2011 18:54:48 +0000
		Talal Masood
				
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=1788
		
			“If you have failed in love or don’t have a lover..


Dont worry..


It’s just because of your future partner’s prayers. .


 ;-)  saying. . .


“Oh Lord! Please give me zero meter” :) 




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		Apni Jheel Si Ankhon Mein Mujhe Doob Janay Do
		http://www.pak-sms.com/apni-jheel-si-ankhon-mein-mujhe-doob-janay-do-1770
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		Sun, 23 Jan 2011 14:51:31 +0000
		Talal Masood
				
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=1770
		
			Apni jheel si aankhon mein mujhe doob jane do

______\(',')/____
;-~~~~,''~="~~~~~
"~~"~~"~"~"~"~~~~

Oye menu baar kaadooo main mazaak kita si




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		Height of Bad Luck
		http://www.pak-sms.com/height-of-bad-luck-2-1764
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		Sun, 23 Jan 2011 14:36:52 +0000
		Talal Masood
				
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=1764
		
			Height of “BAD LUCK”:


A guy & a girl met last time for their BREAK-UP..


Girl’s Father caught them..


Now they are Married!!!!! :D 


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		Lahore Da Koi Vi Munda Awara Na Hunda
		http://www.pak-sms.com/lahore-da-koi-vi-munda-awara-na-hunda-1628
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		Sat, 08 Jan 2011 19:37:13 +0000
		Talal Masood
				
		
		
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=1628
		
			Dedicated to Our Sweet Lahore


Lahore Agar Pyara Na Hunda,

Maal Road Da Nazara Na Hunda,

McDonalds, Pizza Hut De Baghir Guzara Na Hunda,

Liberty Market Jaan Da Mood Dobara Na Hunda,

Phajjay De Paaye Da Sawad Karara Na Hunda,

Chaman Di Ice Cream Da Maza Dobala Na Hunda,

Ay Kuriyan De Colleges Da Qasoor Ae Warna,

Lahore Da Koi Vi Munda Awara Na Hunda




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		Saying Friend is not enough, should know the definition
		http://www.pak-sms.com/saying-friend-is-not-enough-should-know-the-definition-1621
		http://www.pak-sms.com/saying-friend-is-not-enough-should-know-the-definition-1621#comments
		Fri, 07 Jan 2011 09:03:29 +0000
		Talal Masood
				
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=1621
		
			

Friendship is an interpers0nal and immediate understanding of interacti0nal ways of particularistic and dem0cratically undefined methods of c0ntrolling em0ti0nal hyperbolic reacti0ns.






Saying ‘friend’ is not enough, you should know the definition of it too :)







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		Inspirational SMS: Munni Badnam Hoi
		http://www.pak-sms.com/inspirational-sms-munni-badnam-hoi-1451
		http://www.pak-sms.com/inspirational-sms-munni-badnam-hoi-1451#comments
		Fri, 17 Dec 2010 14:27:52 +0000
		Talal Masood
				
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=1451
		
			Inspirational Thought!
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Choro! Ap ne konsa amal karna hy.
,
,
 /(,")>
   )(   LETS
  <" /_   dance.

Muni Badnam hoi Darling Tere liye.


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		Shadi Ho Lahore Mein
		http://www.pak-sms.com/shadi-ho-lahore-mein-1253
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		Sat, 02 Oct 2010 08:38:02 +0000
		Talal Masood
				
		
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=1253
		
			Pyaar k iss dor mein,


Shadi ho Lahore mein..


Pyari si ik biwi ho,


Jaisay Rangeen sa koi Tv ho..


Gool matool se saalay hon,


Jaisay Dahi bhale k pyaalay hon..


Pyari si ik saali ho,


jese dodh pati ki pyaali ho..


Laraki si ik saas ho


jese hari mirch koi haas ho


Pyaar k iss dor mein,


Shadi ho Lahore mein..


*LAHORE LAHORE AE *


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		University Larkiyon K Sirf 4 Naam
		http://www.pak-sms.com/university-larkiyoon-k-sirf-4-naam-1239
		http://www.pak-sms.com/university-larkiyoon-k-sirf-4-naam-1239#comments
		Fri, 24 Sep 2010 07:10:59 +0000
		Talal Masood
				
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=1239
		
			Question : University me sari ladkiyon ke kitne naam hote hain?

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?


Answer : Sirf 4,

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1. Meri Waali,

2. Teri Waali,

3. Meri Bhabhi,

4. Teri Bhabhi…!!!!


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		Jin Din Ap Humein Bhool Jain Ge
		http://www.pak-sms.com/jin-din-ap-humein-bhool-jain-ge-1226
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		Sun, 19 Sep 2010 09:00:58 +0000
		Talal Masood
				
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=1226
		
			Jis Din Aap Hume Bhool jyenge


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Gino mat


Saary daant tor diye jyenge :-) 


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		Hosh Aa Gai Ay Te Kilo Tol Diyo
		http://www.pak-sms.com/hosh-aa-gai-ay-te-kilo-tol-diyo-1164
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		Tue, 07 Sep 2010 05:08:21 +0000
		Talal Masood
				
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=1164
		
			Aik marasi karelay kharednay gya.

Sabzi wala sabzi ko pani laga raha tha.

Marasi khara intazar krta raha.

Jab kafi dair ho gai to ghusay sy kehta.

“Jey enhan nu hosh aa gai ay te kilo tol diyo”


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		Karachi Ki Road Tumhare Naam Pe
		http://www.pak-sms.com/karachi-ki-road-tumhare-naam-pe-1155
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		Mon, 06 Sep 2010 06:32:18 +0000
		Talal Masood
				
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=1155
		
			Oye! Tumheen Pata Hai?


Karachi Mein Aik Road Tumhare Naam Pe Hai !!


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Bandar Road


 :D 


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		Ice Cream For You
		http://www.pak-sms.com/ice-cream-for-you-1109
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		Sun, 28 Feb 2010 20:52:14 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=1109
		
			,.§.,


( ;; ;; )


\ ;; / Ice Cream


\/   For           U


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Zyada mat Muskurao..!


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Agar Himmat Hai To Kha K Dikhao.


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		ALLAH Always Bless You
		http://www.pak-sms.com/allah-always-bless-you-1099
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		Tue, 16 Feb 2010 20:45:15 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=1099
		
			      *."."ΔLLΔH".".*
    *."."..ΔLwΔYZ...".*
     *.."..BLΣSS.."..*
       *.."..U.."..*

ZìNDGì Kì SΔB SΣ HΔSΣΣN KHUSHìYΔN


ΔLLΔH PΔΔK


ΔPKO NΔSΣΣß FΔRMΔYΣ


        (ΔMΣΣN)
 :":":":$ÜßHÄ:":":":
 :":":":ßÄKHÉR:":":":


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Ab kiya Neeche NÄSHTA dhond  rahe ho.


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		Subha Bhakair
		http://www.pak-sms.com/subha-bhakair-1092
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		Tue, 16 Feb 2010 19:46:57 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=1092
		
			 :":":":$ÜßHÄ:":":":
 :":":":ßÄKHÉR:":":":

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Ab kiya Neeche NÄSHTA dhond rahe ho..


Ek baar keh to diya, "$ÜßHÄ ßÄKHÉR"


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		Message Nahi Kero Gay Tu
		http://www.pak-sms.com/message-nahi-kero-gay-tu-1075
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		Wed, 10 Feb 2010 12:11:50 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=1075
		
			 ''\   /"
   |   |
 ,/(.".)\,

agar msg nai kare ga tu aisay hi ulta kr k tujey Kuton ki teran peton ga

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		New Gift For You
		http://www.pak-sms.com/new-gift-for-you-1073
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		Wed, 10 Feb 2010 12:09:40 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=1073
		
			   .

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 '.  .'


  ,_¡_,


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This candel is New Year GIFT 4U


Load sheding me jla lena


Qk


hm apki zindagi me andhera nahi dekh skty.


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		Hahaha Mai Hon
		http://www.pak-sms.com/hahaha-mai-hon-1046
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		Mon, 01 Feb 2010 22:31:47 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=1046
		
			
      ((((.))))
    ((( @) (@ )))
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HöHÄHÄHÄ Mein Hön
 ASIF ZARDARI
Mein Hön ASIF ZARDARI,
Pehlay Biwi Maari,
Ab hai AWam Ki Baari!*

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		Aankhon Main Jab Kabhi
		http://www.pak-sms.com/aankhon-main-jab-kabhi-1040
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		Mon, 01 Feb 2010 22:26:08 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=1040
		
			Aankhon me Jab Kabhi Tasveer Aap ki aati hay Faraz…

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Hum..

Lahol Wala..

Parh lete hain..

Tabiyat Sanmbhal..

Jati hay…


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