Pak-SMS.com » Funny http://www.pak-sms.com Free SMS to Pakistan Mobilink Ufone Warid Telenor Zong Djuice Instaphone GSM Mon, 03 May 2010 09:55:37 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Ice Cream For You http://www.pak-sms.com/ice-cream-for-you-1109 http://www.pak-sms.com/ice-cream-for-you-1109#comments Sun, 28 Feb 2010 20:52:14 +0000 Adnan Butt http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=1109 ,.§.,

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\ ;; / Ice Cream

\/ For U

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Zyada mat Muskurao..!

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Agar Himmat Hai To Kha K Dikhao.

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ZìNDGì Kì SΔB SΣ HΔSΣΣN KHUSHìYΔN
ΔLLΔH PΔΔK
ΔPKO NΔSΣΣß FΔRMΔYΣ
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Ab kiya Neeche NÄSHTA dhond  rahe ho.

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Ab kiya Neeche NÄSHTA dhond rahe ho..
Ek baar keh to diya, "$ÜßHÄ ßÄKHÉR"

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This candel is New Year GIFT 4U
Load sheding me jla lena
Qk
hm apki zindagi me andhera nahi dekh skty.

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Hum..
Lahol Wala..
Parh lete hain..
Tabiyat Sanmbhal..
Jati hay…

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    /---! SMS POLICE!""
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Hum Ap ko Arrest karne Aaye Hen,
Ap ki Complaint Ha k Ap Apne Dost ko SMS karna Bhool Gye Hai.     "PüÑjÄbIåÑ$"

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]]> http://www.pak-sms.com/sms-police-1002/feed 0 Meri Terf Say Sweater http://www.pak-sms.com/meri-terf-say-sweater-993 http://www.pak-sms.com/meri-terf-say-sweater-993#comments Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:27:24 +0000 Adnan Butt http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=993 Ye Sweater 
Meri Taraf se
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()_  ":"     _()
 ¡      :     ¡
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Ab Landay me nazar
Mat ana ,ok !

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]]> http://www.pak-sms.com/meri-terf-say-sweater-993/feed 1 Hari Mirchien http://www.pak-sms.com/hari-mirchien-955 http://www.pak-sms.com/hari-mirchien-955#comments Mon, 25 Jan 2010 12:40:09 +0000 Adnan Butt http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=955 ~HaRi MiRcHiEn~
¤ Qadem aurat k begair ghr Qabarstan aur jadeed aurat ki majodgi main jahanam ban jata hai.

¤ Agar muhbt main jeet ho jai to pir abadi main azafa hona lazim hai.:-P

¤ Aurat sari zindgi dosrun ko pershan rakhti hai nifs zindgi ma bap ko,
aur baqi nifs zindgi becharey shohar ko.

¤Aurat k begair zindgi basar krna mushkil lakin is k sath basar krna intehai mushkil hai..

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]]> http://www.pak-sms.com/hari-mirchien-955/feed 0 Yeh Sms Mat Perhna http://www.pak-sms.com/yeh-sms-mat-perhna-952 http://www.pak-sms.com/yeh-sms-mat-perhna-952#comments Mon, 25 Jan 2010 12:37:20 +0000 Adnan Butt http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=952 Ye sms mat parhna
Q K
Pata chala hai k
Aj se 20 sal pehle
Defence me rehne wali
1 Ameer family ki
Larki k boy friend
Chunnu
k bhai pappu
k dost
Atif ki
khala ki
beti ki
parusan ki
nand ki
mamu zad
behan
k chacha k
dost ki beti ki
khala ki
dewrani k
chote bhai ki
sabse piari dost
ki choti se bari
beti ki saas
ki phuphi zad
behn sikandri
ki sabse choti nand
bannu ki
chachi ki
nani kammu bhi
ye
fazul msg
prhte
Prhte
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pagal hogai thi.

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Men kisan da putter
to kisay afsar di dhee.
Tera mera jor v ki.
asan mar mar metric kiti.
To fsc vichun posision lai.
Tera mera jor v ki.
Teray pichay sohnay munday
saday pichay c i d.
Tera mera jor v ki.
tery naz nakhrian nalu
sanu changi mamay di dhee.
Tera mera jor v ki.

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Coach
Wasim chakram
Bekar yonus

Team
1.Rashid takleef
2.Shoda afridi
3.Inzamam full duck
4.Shoaib kambakhter
5.Yosuf nana
6.Umer BULL
7.Kamran khatmal
8.Kana naveedul hasan

10.Salman jutt
11.Tofeek Lumerr
Extra
1.Beiman Ferhat
2.Danish Maleria

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& u don’t feel it,it is IGNORANCE
When someone touches U
& u feel it,it is LOVE
When no body touches U
But u feel it,then it is KHURAK

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khali jaga pur kro.
900 choohe kha kr Billi___chali.
Student:
900 choohe kha kr
Billi Matak Matak kr chali.
Master(Guse se)
khare hojao,mazaq krty hö?
Student:
Sir ye B maine apka dil
rakhne k lye keh dya warna
900 choohey kha kr Billi Chal to kya Hil b nhi sakti. ;-)

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Aur Daadi ne kha!
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“I Wanna Chigi Wigi With You Boy”

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Wife: Wht u thinking?
Husband: Remember when ur dad caught us on date?
Wife: Yes
Husband: And he pointed a gun at me and said marry my daughter or goto jail for 20yrs.
Wife smiles: Yes..!
Husband: Aah! Today! I would be released as a free man

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Jasay!
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Lemon max ghulay kam or chaley ziada. :-)

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1)Waqt Ki Barbadi

2)Calling Cards Send karna

3)Faltu Ki Dates Marna

Aur Akhir Main MAMMU Banna

Its Called Pyar Ke Side Effects..

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Shop Keeper:App Shaadi Shuda Hain Kiya..?

Admi:Is Tufani Barish Main Kiya Meri Ma Mughe Pizza Lene Bhejegi..

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]]> http://www.pak-sms.com/tufani-barish-aur-pizza-855/feed 0 Aur Jigar http://www.pak-sms.com/aur-jigar-853 http://www.pak-sms.com/aur-jigar-853#comments Wed, 06 Jan 2010 20:36:33 +0000 Adnan Butt http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=853 Aur Jigar..!!!

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Insaano Main Kidher..

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]]> http://www.pak-sms.com/aur-jigar-853/feed 0 Tum Meray Dil Ko Tersatey Ho http://www.pak-sms.com/tum-meray-dil-ko-tersatey-ho-850 http://www.pak-sms.com/tum-meray-dil-ko-tersatey-ho-850#comments Wed, 06 Jan 2010 20:31:40 +0000 Adnan Butt http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=850 Tum mere dil ko tarsate ho
MISS CALL ki tarah.
Mere ghar aajao
RECEIVED CALL ki tarah.
Fursat na mile aajao
SMS ki tarah
Tum kho na jana
NOT REACHABLE ki tarah.
aur rooth na jana
SWITCH OFF ki tarah.
Tum par yakien hai
FULL TALKTIME ki tarah.
Baar baar dekhte hain tumhe
*123# ACCOUNT BALANCE ki tarah

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rote-rote naina thak jayenge.
Pyar karna hamesha padosi se
roz khidki se darshan ho jayenge.

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]]> http://www.pak-sms.com/always-love-your-neighbor-848/feed 0 Kabhi Yeh Mat Socho http://www.pak-sms.com/kabhi-yeh-mat-socho-846 http://www.pak-sms.com/kabhi-yeh-mat-socho-846#comments Wed, 06 Jan 2010 20:25:55 +0000 Adnan Butt http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=846 Kabhi ye mat socho tumhare gf/bf ya wife/hubby ne tumhe kitna romantic msg bheja hai,

sirf yeh socho ke Use kisne bheja hoga ?

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“Putar andar se mery daant to le aa

Pota:
“Par Dada ji abi roti to bani nahi

Dada:
“O nahi puttar roti nahi khani

saamne wali Buddi nuu smile deni ay

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ON
14/AUG/2009
frm 12am till 12pm

All
Pakistan,
JAZZ,
TELENOR,
WARID,
UFONE,
ZONG,
PTCL,

TOTALLY FREE !

For
Miss CALL

enjoy it!

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I want to kiss the Most beautifuL person in da worLd but..
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My Lips can’t touch My cheeks. . .!!!

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CHARACTER

SELF RESPECT

HOPE

HEART

&

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Well, U know my Name..!!
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