Load shading ki musibat. Aik admi apne ghar gaya, drwaza nock kia. Bivi: kon…? Admi: Guddu ka abu. Bivi: hai mein mar jawan fir andar kon ae…

PLZ pray for me my condition is serious.I am getting day by day M0re Beautiful! M0re go0d l0oking! L0vly & smart! Dua karo mujhe nazar na lagey.

An old man married a young girl. Some one asks the girl: Ap ne in may kya dekha ? Girl: Ek to in ki “INCOME” or dosray in kay “DIN KUM”

Once a Pathan  asked,another “Khan Jee…! aap ka favourite song kaun sa hai?” Khan Sahab replied: “Larki Kyun Najanay Kyun Larkon Si Nhi Hoti”

Muhabbat pehli bar ho to “Bhola Pan” Doosri bar ho to”Apna Pan” Teesri bar ho to “Deewana Pan” Or agr bar bar ho to . .O hello . “BANDA BAN”

“Golden wordz” ¤Tu lang ja sadi khair ay. ¤zid na kr GUJJAR aap bAra zidi ay. ¤ Pass kr ya brdasht kr. ¤ sawari labbay na labbay ,speed aik so nabbay. ¤Jisne maa ko sataya usne rickshaw chalaya. ¤Mehnt kr hasad na kr. ¤No wait no late. ¤Chal pagli sajan k dais. ¤Hum chalay, dunya … Read more