CATEGORY | Girls vs Boys
~HaRi MiRcHiEn~
¤ Qadem aurat k begair ghr Qabarstan aur jadeed aurat ki majodgi main jahanam ban jata hai.
¤ Agar muhbt main jeet ho jai to pir abadi main azafa hona lazim hai.:-P
¤ Aurat sari zindgi dosrun ko pershan rakhti hai nifs zindgi ma bap ko,
aur baqi nifs zindgi becharey shohar ko.
¤Aurat k begair zindgi basar krna mushkil lakin is k sath basar krna intehai mushkil hai..
Tufani Barish Main Raat Ko Shop Per Aik Admi Pizza Lene Gaya
Shop Keeper:App Shaadi Shuda Hain Kiya..?
Admi:Is Tufani Barish Main Kiya Meri Ma Mughe Pizza Lene Bhejegi..
Mobile bana hai har larki ki shaan
Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan
MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan
Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan
12 boyfrnd bana kr akarti hain pehalwan
Apni frndz ko hr raaz bata kr karti hain heran
Kehti hain larkon ko ullu banana hy buhat asan,
Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,
Mat aa in k chakkar me ye sab hain shetan,
Ab kisi ki call aaye To usko bolna G bhabi jaan.
(Submitted by: Nosheen Khan)
Boy : What’s Ur Name ?
Girl : Q Bataon Main Tmhe Nhn Janti.
Boy : Na Batao Main Kon sa Tmhe Apni Ferrari Mai Bitha Raha Hun.
Girl : NAZIA, B.Com 2nd year,
Wo Samny Wali Gali Mai Teesry Makan Mai Rehti Hun =D
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr . in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
Women’s problems Start With MEN
0 Comments | Posted by Adnan Butt in Funny, Girls vs Boys, Insulting
Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with MEN?
MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUYnecologist
AND ..
When we have REAL trouble, it’s a
HISterectomy.
Girl’s Top 10 Lies
- I Miss You
- I’m Single
- I’m talking to a boy for the first time
- I was talking to my cousin
- I don’t like to call you “TUM”
- I don’t believe in Love.
- I’m not like other girls.
- I don’t know anything.
- All boys are the same.
- You are the first and last boy in my life, I can’t live without you.
If a boy gives a love letter to a girl, people call him
“LOFFER”
But, if a girl gives a letter to a boy, then people call it,
“OFFER”


