Pak-SMS.com » Insulting http://www.pak-sms.com Free SMS to Pakistan Mobilink Ufone Warid Telenor Zong Djuice Instaphone GSM Mon, 03 May 2010 09:55:37 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Ice Cream For You http://www.pak-sms.com/ice-cream-for-you-1109 http://www.pak-sms.com/ice-cream-for-you-1109#comments Sun, 28 Feb 2010 20:52:14 +0000 Adnan Butt http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=1109 ,.§.,

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\ ;; / Ice Cream

\/ For U

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Zyada mat Muskurao..!

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Agar Himmat Hai To Kha K Dikhao.

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Ab kiya Neeche NÄSHTA dhond rahe ho..
Ek baar keh to diya, "$ÜßHÄ ßÄKHÉR"

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]]> http://www.pak-sms.com/message-nahi-kero-gay-tu-1075/feed 1 Hahaha Mai Hon http://www.pak-sms.com/hahaha-mai-hon-1046 http://www.pak-sms.com/hahaha-mai-hon-1046#comments Mon, 01 Feb 2010 22:31:47 +0000 Adnan Butt http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=1046 ((((.)))) ((( @) (@ ))) ((((  <._.>  )))) ((((   ,---,  ))))) HöHÄHÄHÄ Mein Hön ASIF ZARDARI Mein Hön ASIF ZARDARI, Pehlay Biwi Maari, Ab hai AWam Ki Baari!*

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Meri Taraf se
 ____(""")____
()_  ":"     _()
 ¡      :     ¡
 ¡,,,,,,,,,,,,¡
Ab Landay me nazar
Mat ana ,ok !

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]]> http://www.pak-sms.com/meri-terf-say-sweater-993/feed 1 Hari Mirchien http://www.pak-sms.com/hari-mirchien-955 http://www.pak-sms.com/hari-mirchien-955#comments Mon, 25 Jan 2010 12:40:09 +0000 Adnan Butt http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=955 ~HaRi MiRcHiEn~
¤ Qadem aurat k begair ghr Qabarstan aur jadeed aurat ki majodgi main jahanam ban jata hai.

¤ Agar muhbt main jeet ho jai to pir abadi main azafa hona lazim hai.:-P

¤ Aurat sari zindgi dosrun ko pershan rakhti hai nifs zindgi ma bap ko,
aur baqi nifs zindgi becharey shohar ko.

¤Aurat k begair zindgi basar krna mushkil lakin is k sath basar krna intehai mushkil hai..

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]]> http://www.pak-sms.com/hari-mirchien-955/feed 0 Yeh Sms Mat Perhna http://www.pak-sms.com/yeh-sms-mat-perhna-952 http://www.pak-sms.com/yeh-sms-mat-perhna-952#comments Mon, 25 Jan 2010 12:37:20 +0000 Adnan Butt http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=952 Ye sms mat parhna
Q K
Pata chala hai k
Aj se 20 sal pehle
Defence me rehne wali
1 Ameer family ki
Larki k boy friend
Chunnu
k bhai pappu
k dost
Atif ki
khala ki
beti ki
parusan ki
nand ki
mamu zad
behan
k chacha k
dost ki beti ki
khala ki
dewrani k
chote bhai ki
sabse piari dost
ki choti se bari
beti ki saas
ki phuphi zad
behn sikandri
ki sabse choti nand
bannu ki
chachi ki
nani kammu bhi
ye
fazul msg
prhte
Prhte
*
*
*
*
pagal hogai thi.

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]]> http://www.pak-sms.com/yeh-sms-mat-perhna-952/feed 0 Humhara Rishta http://www.pak-sms.com/humhara-rishta-946 http://www.pak-sms.com/humhara-rishta-946#comments Mon, 25 Jan 2010 12:29:50 +0000 Adnan Butt http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=946 Hum tum se jurra hr rishta torr rhe hen har nishani wapis kr rhe hen tumhari 1 tasvir jo mere pass thi Wo B le lo Ye lo ,****, ( @..@ ) "(--) "

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Coach
Wasim chakram
Bekar yonus

Team
1.Rashid takleef
2.Shoda afridi
3.Inzamam full duck
4.Shoaib kambakhter
5.Yosuf nana
6.Umer BULL
7.Kamran khatmal
8.Kana naveedul hasan

10.Salman jutt
11.Tofeek Lumerr
Extra
1.Beiman Ferhat
2.Danish Maleria

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& u don’t feel it,it is IGNORANCE
When someone touches U
& u feel it,it is LOVE
When no body touches U
But u feel it,then it is KHURAK

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]]> http://www.pak-sms.com/when-someone-touches-you-932/feed 0 Aur Jigar http://www.pak-sms.com/aur-jigar-853 http://www.pak-sms.com/aur-jigar-853#comments Wed, 06 Jan 2010 20:36:33 +0000 Adnan Butt http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=853 Aur Jigar..!!!

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Insaano Main Kidher..

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]]> http://www.pak-sms.com/aur-jigar-853/feed 0 Moon Said To Me http://www.pak-sms.com/moon-said-to-me-831 http://www.pak-sms.com/moon-said-to-me-831#comments Sun, 03 Jan 2010 23:42:25 +0000 Adnan Butt http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=831 MOON SAID TO ME:

“If ur friends are not missing you then why dont you leave your friends?”

I LO0KED UP
AT THE MOON & SAID

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“Chal ganjay apna kam kar”

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Coach
Khuwab aalam.

Team
1. Imran faqeer

2. Salman jutt

3. Bonus khan

4. Shoaib jhalak

5. Misbah full hat

6. Shoda Afridi

7. Kamran khatmal

8. Rana Mazaq

9. Umer Bull

10. Shoaib kambakhter

11. Bao Jamadar Anjum
Extra

1. Beiman Ferhat

2. Danish Maleria.

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YEH HAI nargas !!
AB YEH NAACHEGI

Nach nargas Nach!

NAACHI KYA?

Nahe

SORRY!
Nargis SASTY MOBILE PAR NHI NACHti..!;->

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Ur school days

Ur class

Ur friend circle

Ur canteen or

anythng abt Ur skooling thn
Jst
Open ur Report Cards

“Sara Nsha Utr Jaega ;->

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]]> http://www.pak-sms.com/missing-yout-school-days-755/feed 0 Mera Secret http://www.pak-sms.com/mera-secret-731 http://www.pak-sms.com/mera-secret-731#comments Sun, 27 Dec 2009 20:09:17 +0000 Adnan Butt http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=731 Abay Yaar baat ye nahi hai, tujhe pata hai maine Zoya ko pehle bhi smjhaya tha k mere sath ye pyar vyar ka naatak na kare. main sab jaan chuka hun or tmhari sari chalakiyan pakar chuka hun, phir b mujhse milne ko kahti hai, aur haan usnay apni sis se keh kar mjhay ek mobile bi gift kiya, wo bi 8000 wala, main pareshan hogaya k ye bheja kisne hoga aur ta’ajub ki baat to ye hai k mere ye samajh nahi aata k Pakistani awam kitni farigh hai, kuch Bi bhejo khushi khushi parhne lag jate hain. Jaise mera koi secret khul gaya ho… :-D :-D

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]]> http://www.pak-sms.com/mera-secret-731/feed 0 Maaf Kero Baba http://www.pak-sms.com/maaf-kero-baba-725 http://www.pak-sms.com/maaf-kero-baba-725#comments Sun, 27 Dec 2009 20:03:25 +0000 Adnan Butt http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=725 FaQeer:
ALLAH k Nam Pe Dedo Baba

MAF KARO BABA

FaQeer:
Beta kuch To Dedo

Acha Baba Jo ye sms Parh Raha Hai
Usko Le jao

FaQeer:
Bheek Mangi hai
Bhikari Nahi

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Mrs. has Mr . in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;

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MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUYnecologist
AND ..
When we have REAL trouble, it’s a
HISterectomy.

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Fezaein kehti hain PYAR karo…

Baharein kehti hain SHADI karo…

Or ghar waly kehty hain….

“BAKWAS BAND KARO…

Aur…
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B.Sc complete karo………

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Doosri bar ho to”Apna Pan”

Teesri bar ho to “Deewana Pan”

Or agr bar bar ho to
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.O hello
.
“BANDA BAN”

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Rose did it.

All birds can’t speak but..

Parrot did it.

All monkeys can’t read msgs but..

Welldone yaar, U did it..!

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Paro ne kaha DARO chhor 2.

Andhay ne kaha mjhe SARAK k us PAR chhor 2.

1 din aega, Jb GirlFrnd k bache kahenge:
Mamu Zara School Chor 2

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“You”
Are  my Friend :

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

No REASON,
Bas meri  mat mari gai c…

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]]> http://www.pak-sms.com/5-reasons-why-you-are-my-friend-564/feed 0 Kaisa Lgta hai? http://www.pak-sms.com/kaisa-lgta-hai-545 http://www.pak-sms.com/kaisa-lgta-hai-545#comments Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:40:46 +0000 Adnan Butt http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=545 Kaisa Lgta hai?

Barsati barish
mein

Hawa k jhonkon
k sang

Khamoshi sy
chaLty huwy

Koi ap ka hath
Thaam k

HoLy sy keh dy..

Ay coat Landey
da paya j ?

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Dil ‘Jama’ Dil

 

Dil ‘Daar’ Dil

 

Dil ‘Hoon’ Dil

 

Good, now read it again without “DIL”. It’s a magic, will show you your reality :)

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Wife:Ye dabba utha lo

husband: is me zarur mery khane ki koi chez hogi

wife: hañ mery sendal hain

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“\;/”  : .   : . )’\
!”!”"^!”!”
Gaaye  bhaij raha hu,
Roz 10kg Doodh daiti ha,
Doodh baich k balance daal laina Aur sms  karlena.

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Mera Dost Phisal Gaya Ghusalkhanay Mein

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“Excuse me!”

“Kia Aap mere FACE se aik cheez hata sakte hain?”

Boy (khush hote hoe):
“han han bolo kia?”

Girl:
“Apni Manhoos nazren”.

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