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Girl: From today I don’t have any relation with you.
Boy: Ok! Fine! Return all my gifts that I gave you.
Girl: Fine! I’ll return all.
Boy: Let’s start from the mobile top-up balance and scratch card numbers…
Girl: Oh come on darling! I was just kidding with you!
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Yar abi mai so kr utha to Aisa ajeb khawab dekha..
Roet Hilal Comitte waley keh rahey thay ke is dafa Eid nahi ho gi
Q K Zardari ney Chand beich dia hai..
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_| |_ Ab kia ho ga..?
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Butt saab apni shadi wali raat
kamray mein aye,
dakaar mara!
Kudi lagai!
Shirt Utari!
or bolay:
“Soniyoo! Anj kyun baithay hoo..? So Jaoo! Saweeray Walima V Khana Hai!” :p
A man was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said:
“If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”
He bent over picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again, and said,
“Kiss me! I’ll turn into a princess and stay with you for a week.”
The man took the frog out, smiled, and put it back in the pocket.
The frog then cried out again,
“If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess then I will do anything for you.”
The man then took the frog out, and said,
“I’m a software engineer I don’t have time for a girl friend, but a talking frog is cool” 
Pathan pehle Rozay ko masjid me naat parhne gya
sab logo ne usy buhat maara
Kyun?
Kyun ke pehle hi rozay mein naat parh raha tha
“Alvidah Alvidah Mahe’y Ramzan”
Zubaida Appa k English Totkay
IF YOU ARE IN LOVE:
. Make the best of it
. Dont doubt anything
. Enjoy it because nothing lasts 4ever
IF YOU JUST BROKE UP:
. Don cry! Remember that u had a gud time!
. Never stay alone! Your friends are there
. Hug more people
. Stop listening to sad music! It only make things worse.
IF YOU ARE SINGLE:
. Hang out with friends n family
. Try looking for someone who u think is the best for u!
IF YOU ARE MARRIED..
. GAME OVER dear!
Wife: You said you’ll love me more after marriage.
Husband: But I never knew that you’ll marry me.
