Pak-SMS.com » Jokes http://www.pak-sms.com Free SMS to Pakistan Mobilink Ufone Warid Telenor Zong Djuice Instaphone GSM Wed, 14 Dec 2011 11:34:49 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Boy and Girl Broke up! Return All Gifts http://www.pak-sms.com/boy-and-girl-broke-up-return-all-gifts-2641 http://www.pak-sms.com/boy-and-girl-broke-up-return-all-gifts-2641#comments Sat, 15 Oct 2011 15:30:17 +0000 Talal Masood http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=2641 Girl: From today I don’t have any relation with you.

Boy: Ok! Fine! Return all my gifts that I gave you.

Girl: Fine! I’ll return all.

Boy: Let’s start from the mobile top-up balance and scratch card numbers…

Girl: Oh come on darling! I was just kidding with you!

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Yar abi mai so kr utha to Aisa ajeb khawab dekha..

Roet Hilal Comitte waley keh rahey thay ke is dafa Eid nahi ho gi
Q K Zardari ney Chand beich dia hai..

 (',')
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 _| |_ Ab kia ho ga..?
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		Butt Saab Apni Shadi Wali Raat
		http://www.pak-sms.com/butt-saab-apni-shadi-wali-raat-2024
		http://www.pak-sms.com/butt-saab-apni-shadi-wali-raat-2024#comments
		Wed, 02 Mar 2011 09:52:57 +0000
		Talal Masood
				
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=2024
		
			Butt saab apni shadi wali raat


kamray mein aye,


dakaar mara!


Kudi lagai!


Shirt Utari!


or bolay:


“Soniyoo! Anj kyun baithay hoo..? So Jaoo! Saweeray Walima V Khana Hai!” :p


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		A Software Engineer and A Frog Joke
		http://www.pak-sms.com/a-software-engineer-and-a-frog-joke-2021
		http://www.pak-sms.com/a-software-engineer-and-a-frog-joke-2021#comments
		Wed, 02 Mar 2011 09:33:27 +0000
		Talal Masood
				
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=2021
		
			


A man was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said:


“If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”


He bent over picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.


The frog spoke up again, and said,


“Kiss me! I’ll turn into a princess and stay with you for a week.”


The man took the frog out, smiled, and put it back in the pocket.


The frog then cried out again,


“If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess then I will do anything for you.”


The man then took the frog out, and said,


“I’m a software engineer I don’t have time for a girl friend, but a talking frog is cool” :) 


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		Pathan Ko Pehlay Rozay Par Maar Pari
		http://www.pak-sms.com/pathan-ko-pehlay-rozay-par-maar-pari-1754
		http://www.pak-sms.com/pathan-ko-pehlay-rozay-par-maar-pari-1754#comments
		Sun, 23 Jan 2011 13:06:29 +0000
		Talal Masood
				
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=1754
		
			Pathan pehle Rozay ko masjid me naat parhne gya

sab logo ne usy buhat maara



Kyun?


Kyun ke pehle hi rozay mein naat parh raha tha


“Alvidah Alvidah Mahe’y Ramzan”


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		Study Totkay
		http://www.pak-sms.com/study-totkay-1677
		http://www.pak-sms.com/study-totkay-1677#comments
		Sun, 16 Jan 2011 15:38:17 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=1677
		
			Students ko raat ko parhna chaiye



Q k din me to dhoop parhti hai.. :D 




(Zubaida Appa k Study Totkay)


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		Zubaida Appa k English Totkay
		http://www.pak-sms.com/zubaida-appa-k-english-totkay-1665
		http://www.pak-sms.com/zubaida-appa-k-english-totkay-1665#comments
		Sun, 16 Jan 2011 15:22:34 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=1665
		
			Zubaida Appa k English Totkay


IF YOU ARE IN LOVE:


. Make the best of it


. Dont doubt anything


. Enjoy it because nothing lasts 4ever


IF YOU JUST BROKE UP:


. Don cry! Remember that u had a gud time!


. Never stay alone! Your friends are there


. Hug more people


. Stop listening to sad music! It only make things worse.


IF YOU ARE SINGLE:


. Hang out with friends n family


. Try looking for someone who u think is the best for u!


IF YOU ARE MARRIED..


. GAME OVER dear!


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		World’s Most Popular Word, Starts with F, Ends at K
		http://www.pak-sms.com/worlds-most-popular-word-starts-with-f-ends-at-k-1617
		http://www.pak-sms.com/worlds-most-popular-word-starts-with-f-ends-at-k-1617#comments
		Fri, 07 Jan 2011 08:58:29 +0000
		Talal Masood
				
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=1617
		
			

Wats the world’s most popular word that begins with an ‘F’ and ends with a ‘K’




.




.




FACEBOOK


The word you thought is the 2nd most popular :) 







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		K.G Boy & Girl, My Dear Brothers & Sisters
		http://www.pak-sms.com/k-g-boy-girl-my-dear-brothers-sisters-1613
		http://www.pak-sms.com/k-g-boy-girl-my-dear-brothers-sisters-1613#comments
		Fri, 07 Jan 2011 08:52:47 +0000
		Talal Masood
				
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=1613
		
			

In a School function:




K.G boy closed his EARS with both hands when a girl was about to start her speech,




Others Asked him why r u closing ur ears,




He replied : “Dude She is d 1 whom i luv..& she is gonna start her speech wid’ My dear,brothers & sisters..” ;) 









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		I Never Knew, You’ll Marry Me!
		http://www.pak-sms.com/i-never-knew-youll-marry-me-1572
		http://www.pak-sms.com/i-never-knew-youll-marry-me-1572#comments
		Sat, 01 Jan 2011 15:52:44 +0000
		Talal Masood
				
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=1572
		
			Wife: You said you’ll love me more after marriage.


Husband: But I never knew that you’ll marry me.




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		ALLAH Always Bless You
		http://www.pak-sms.com/allah-always-bless-you-1099
		http://www.pak-sms.com/allah-always-bless-you-1099#comments
		Tue, 16 Feb 2010 20:45:15 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=1099
		
			      *."."ΔLLΔH".".*
    *."."..ΔLwΔYZ...".*
     *.."..BLΣSS.."..*
       *.."..U.."..*

ZìNDGì Kì SΔB SΣ HΔSΣΣN KHUSHìYΔN


ΔLLΔH PΔΔK


ΔPKO NΔSΣΣß FΔRMΔYΣ


        (ΔMΣΣN)
 :":":":$ÜßHÄ:":":":
 :":":":ßÄKHÉR:":":":


!


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Ab kiya Neeche NÄSHTA dhond  rahe ho.


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		Bari Thand Hai
		http://www.pak-sms.com/bari-thand-hai-1078
		http://www.pak-sms.com/bari-thand-hai-1078#comments
		Wed, 10 Feb 2010 12:14:36 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=1078
		
			     "OYE"!

























































           "HOYE"


     bari thand hai;-)


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		New Gift For You
		http://www.pak-sms.com/new-gift-for-you-1073
		http://www.pak-sms.com/new-gift-for-you-1073#comments
		Wed, 10 Feb 2010 12:09:40 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=1073
		
			   .

 .'  '.


 '.  .'


  ,_¡_,


 ¡    ¡


 ¡    ¡


 ¡    ¡


 ¡    ¡


 ¡ __ ¡


This candel is New Year GIFT 4U


Load sheding me jla lena


Qk


hm apki zindagi me andhera nahi dekh skty.


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		Hahaha Mai Hon
		http://www.pak-sms.com/hahaha-mai-hon-1046
		http://www.pak-sms.com/hahaha-mai-hon-1046#comments
		Mon, 01 Feb 2010 22:31:47 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=1046
		
			
      ((((.))))
    ((( @) (@ )))
  ((((  <._.>  ))))
 ((((   ,---,  )))))

HöHÄHÄHÄ Mein Hön
 ASIF ZARDARI
Mein Hön ASIF ZARDARI,
Pehlay Biwi Maari,
Ab hai AWam Ki Baari!*

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		Meri Terf Say Sweater
		http://www.pak-sms.com/meri-terf-say-sweater-993
		http://www.pak-sms.com/meri-terf-say-sweater-993#comments
		Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:27:24 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=993
		
			Ye Sweater

Meri Taraf se
 ____(""")____
()_  ":"     _()
 ¡      :     ¡
 ¡,,,,,,,,,,,,¡


Ab Landay me nazar


Mat ana ,ok !


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		Hari Mirchien
		http://www.pak-sms.com/hari-mirchien-955
		http://www.pak-sms.com/hari-mirchien-955#comments
		Mon, 25 Jan 2010 12:40:09 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=955
		
			~HaRi MiRcHiEn~

¤ Qadem aurat k begair ghr Qabarstan aur jadeed aurat ki majodgi main jahanam ban jata hai.


¤ Agar muhbt main jeet ho jai to pir abadi main azafa hona lazim hai.:-P


¤ Aurat sari zindgi dosrun ko pershan rakhti hai nifs zindgi ma bap ko,

aur baqi nifs zindgi becharey shohar ko.


¤Aurat k begair zindgi basar krna mushkil lakin is k sath basar krna intehai mushkil hai..


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		Humhara Rishta
		http://www.pak-sms.com/humhara-rishta-946
		http://www.pak-sms.com/humhara-rishta-946#comments
		Mon, 25 Jan 2010 12:29:50 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=946
		
			Hum
tum se jurra
hr
rishta torr rhe
hen
har
nishani
wapis kr
rhe hen
tumhari
1 tasvir
jo mere
pass thi
Wo
B
le lo

Ye lo

 ,****,
( @..@ )
 "(--) "

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		New Pakistani Team For World Cup 2011
		http://www.pak-sms.com/new-pakistani-team-for-world-cup-2011-2-942
		http://www.pak-sms.com/new-pakistani-team-for-world-cup-2011-2-942#comments
		Mon, 25 Jan 2010 12:26:07 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=942
		
			New Pakistani team for world cup 2011


Coach

Wasim chakram

Bekar yonus


Team

1.Rashid takleef

2.Shoda afridi

3.Inzamam full duck

4.Shoaib kambakhter

5.Yosuf nana

6.Umer BULL

7.Kamran khatmal

8.Kana naveedul hasan


10.Salman jutt

11.Tofeek Lumerr

Extra

1.Beiman Ferhat

2.Danish Maleria


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		20Yrs Jail Or Marry My Daughter
		http://www.pak-sms.com/20yrs-jail-or-marry-my-daughter-903
		http://www.pak-sms.com/20yrs-jail-or-marry-my-daughter-903#comments
		Mon, 25 Jan 2010 11:26:55 +0000
		Talal Masood
				
		
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=903
		
			On 20th Aniversary husbnd having a deep thought


Wife: Wht u thinking?

Husband: Remember when ur dad caught us on date?

Wife: Yes

Husband: And he pointed a gun at me and said marry my daughter or goto jail for 20yrs.

Wife smiles: Yes..!

Husband: Aah! Today! I would be released as a free man


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		Tufani Barish Aur Pizza
		http://www.pak-sms.com/tufani-barish-aur-pizza-855
		http://www.pak-sms.com/tufani-barish-aur-pizza-855#comments
		Wed, 06 Jan 2010 20:40:03 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=855
		
			Tufani Barish Main Raat Ko Shop Per Aik Admi Pizza Lene Gaya


Shop Keeper:App Shaadi Shuda Hain Kiya..?


Admi:Is Tufani Barish Main Kiya Meri Ma Mughe Pizza Lene Bhejegi..


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		Dada Aur Pota
		http://www.pak-sms.com/dada-aur-pota-837
		http://www.pak-sms.com/dada-aur-pota-837#comments
		Sun, 03 Jan 2010 23:49:30 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=837
		
			Dada:

“Putar andar se mery daant to le aa


Pota:

“Par Dada ji abi roti to bani nahi


Dada:

“O nahi puttar roti nahi khani


saamne wali Buddi nuu smile deni ay


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		Professor Imran Hashmi
		http://www.pak-sms.com/professor-imran-hashmi-835
		http://www.pak-sms.com/professor-imran-hashmi-835#comments
		Sun, 03 Jan 2010 23:46:43 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=835
		
			 *Golden words*

 Jo pappi de
 us say lay lo

Aur jo na de us se zabardasti lay lo...
.
.
.
.
.
.
* Professor IMRAN HASHMI *
4rm india

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		Interviewer & Sardar
		http://www.pak-sms.com/interviewer-sardar-803
		http://www.pak-sms.com/interviewer-sardar-803#comments
		Sun, 03 Jan 2010 12:04:13 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=803
		
			Interviewer:Can u make a sentence using green,pink and yellow.


Sardar:Why not!

My phone rings

GREEN GREEN,I PINK up the phone and say YELLOW.


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		New Pakistani Team for world cup 2011
		http://www.pak-sms.com/new-pakistani-team-for-world-cup-2011-796
		http://www.pak-sms.com/new-pakistani-team-for-world-cup-2011-796#comments
		Sun, 27 Dec 2009 21:57:38 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=796
		
			New Pakistani Team for world cup 2011


Coach

Khuwab aalam.


Team

1. Imran faqeer


2. Salman jutt


3. Bonus khan


4. Shoaib jhalak


5. Misbah full hat


6. Shoda Afridi


7. Kamran khatmal


8. Rana Mazaq


9. Umer Bull


10. Shoaib kambakhter


11. Bao Jamadar Anjum

Extra


1. Beiman Ferhat


2. Danish Maleria.


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		Sardar in Cofee Shop
		http://www.pak-sms.com/sardar-in-cofee-shop-779
		http://www.pak-sms.com/sardar-in-cofee-shop-779#comments
		Sun, 27 Dec 2009 21:00:49 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=779
		
			Srdar in a Cofee House wid wife

Srdar:Jaldi Pi, Cofee thandi ho Jaegi

wife: fer ki hoga?

Srdar: Bewakoof “Menu card” dekh,

Hot coffee Rs.15

Cold coffee Rs.45.


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		Sardar ka Accident
		http://www.pak-sms.com/sardar-ka-accident-776
		http://www.pak-sms.com/sardar-ka-accident-776#comments
		Sun, 27 Dec 2009 20:58:47 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=776
		
			1 Sardar ne Truck Chalatay hue Accident kr diya or Pakra gya

Police Officer: Tumhara Accident kaise hua?

Sardar: O bahi , Hum ko kya Pata? mein to Soo raha tha


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		Boy and Girl
		http://www.pak-sms.com/boy-and-girl-753
		http://www.pak-sms.com/boy-and-girl-753#comments
		Sun, 27 Dec 2009 20:34:36 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=753
		
			Boy : What’s Ur Name ?


Girl : Q Bataon Main Tmhe Nhn Janti.


Boy : Na Batao Main Kon sa Tmhe Apni Ferrari Mai Bitha Raha Hun.


Girl : NAZIA, B.Com 2nd year,

Wo Samny Wali Gali Mai Teesry Makan Mai Rehti Hun =D ;-) 


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		Sudhar Jayo
		http://www.pak-sms.com/sudhar-jayo-751
		http://www.pak-sms.com/sudhar-jayo-751#comments
		Sun, 27 Dec 2009 20:33:03 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=751
		
			

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Kaha tha na Sudhar jao

Ab raho gy 30 din Qaid mai.


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		Functions of Brain
		http://www.pak-sms.com/functions-of-brain-729
		http://www.pak-sms.com/functions-of-brain-729#comments
		Sun, 27 Dec 2009 20:06:57 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=729
		
			The Brain is most outstanding objct in the world!

It functnz 24hrs a day,

365 days a year frm birth to death.

Stops only whn


we enter in Examination Hall:-)


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		Load shading ki musibat
		http://www.pak-sms.com/load-shading-ki-musibat-665
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		Wed, 23 Dec 2009 23:09:25 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=665
		
			Load shading ki musibat.

Aik admi apne ghar gaya,

drwaza nock kia.

Bivi: kon…?

Admi: Guddu ka abu.

Bivi: hai mein mar jawan fir andar kon ae…


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