Pak-SMS.com » Jokes http://www.pak-sms.com Free SMS to Pakistan Mobilink Ufone Warid Telenor Zong Djuice Instaphone GSM Mon, 03 May 2010 09:55:37 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 ALLAH Always Bless You http://www.pak-sms.com/allah-always-bless-you-1099 http://www.pak-sms.com/allah-always-bless-you-1099#comments Tue, 16 Feb 2010 20:45:15 +0000 Adnan Butt http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=1099 *."."ΔLLΔH".".* *."."..ΔLwΔYZ...".* *.."..BLΣSS.."..* *.."..U.."..* 
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Ab kiya Neeche NÄSHTA dhond  rahe ho.

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           "HOYE"


     bari thand hai;-)


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		New Gift For You
		http://www.pak-sms.com/new-gift-for-you-1073
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		Wed, 10 Feb 2010 12:09:40 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=1073
		
			   .

 .'  '.


 '.  .'


  ,_¡_,


 ¡    ¡


 ¡    ¡


 ¡    ¡


 ¡    ¡


 ¡ __ ¡


This candel is New Year GIFT 4U


Load sheding me jla lena


Qk


hm apki zindagi me andhera nahi dekh skty.


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		Hahaha Mai Hon
		http://www.pak-sms.com/hahaha-mai-hon-1046
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		Mon, 01 Feb 2010 22:31:47 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=1046
		
			
      ((((.))))
    ((( @) (@ )))
  ((((  <._.>  ))))
 ((((   ,---,  )))))

HöHÄHÄHÄ Mein Hön
 ASIF ZARDARI
Mein Hön ASIF ZARDARI,
Pehlay Biwi Maari,
Ab hai AWam Ki Baari!*

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		Meri Terf Say Sweater
		http://www.pak-sms.com/meri-terf-say-sweater-993
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		Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:27:24 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=993
		
			Ye Sweater

Meri Taraf se
 ____(""")____
()_  ":"     _()
 ¡      :     ¡
 ¡,,,,,,,,,,,,¡


Ab Landay me nazar


Mat ana ,ok !


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		Hari Mirchien
		http://www.pak-sms.com/hari-mirchien-955
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		Mon, 25 Jan 2010 12:40:09 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=955
		
			~HaRi MiRcHiEn~

¤ Qadem aurat k begair ghr Qabarstan aur jadeed aurat ki majodgi main jahanam ban jata hai.


¤ Agar muhbt main jeet ho jai to pir abadi main azafa hona lazim hai.:-P


¤ Aurat sari zindgi dosrun ko pershan rakhti hai nifs zindgi ma bap ko,

aur baqi nifs zindgi becharey shohar ko.


¤Aurat k begair zindgi basar krna mushkil lakin is k sath basar krna intehai mushkil hai..


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		Humhara Rishta
		http://www.pak-sms.com/humhara-rishta-946
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		Mon, 25 Jan 2010 12:29:50 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=946
		
			Hum
tum se jurra
hr
rishta torr rhe
hen
har
nishani
wapis kr
rhe hen
tumhari
1 tasvir
jo mere
pass thi
Wo
B
le lo

Ye lo

 ,****,
( @..@ )
 "(--) "

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		New Pakistani Team For World Cup 2011
		http://www.pak-sms.com/new-pakistani-team-for-world-cup-2011-2-942
		http://www.pak-sms.com/new-pakistani-team-for-world-cup-2011-2-942#comments
		Mon, 25 Jan 2010 12:26:07 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=942
		
			New Pakistani team for world cup 2011


Coach

Wasim chakram

Bekar yonus


Team

1.Rashid takleef

2.Shoda afridi

3.Inzamam full duck

4.Shoaib kambakhter

5.Yosuf nana

6.Umer BULL

7.Kamran khatmal

8.Kana naveedul hasan


10.Salman jutt

11.Tofeek Lumerr

Extra

1.Beiman Ferhat

2.Danish Maleria


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		20Yrs Jail Or Marry My Daughter
		http://www.pak-sms.com/20yrs-jail-or-marry-my-daughter-903
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		Mon, 25 Jan 2010 11:26:55 +0000
		Talal Masood
				
		
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=903
		
			On 20th Aniversary husbnd having a deep thought


Wife: Wht u thinking?

Husband: Remember when ur dad caught us on date?

Wife: Yes

Husband: And he pointed a gun at me and said marry my daughter or goto jail for 20yrs.

Wife smiles: Yes..!

Husband: Aah! Today! I would be released as a free man


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		Tufani Barish Aur Pizza
		http://www.pak-sms.com/tufani-barish-aur-pizza-855
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		Wed, 06 Jan 2010 20:40:03 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=855
		
			Tufani Barish Main Raat Ko Shop Per Aik Admi Pizza Lene Gaya


Shop Keeper:App Shaadi Shuda Hain Kiya..?


Admi:Is Tufani Barish Main Kiya Meri Ma Mughe Pizza Lene Bhejegi..


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		Dada Aur Pota
		http://www.pak-sms.com/dada-aur-pota-837
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		Sun, 03 Jan 2010 23:49:30 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=837
		
			Dada:

“Putar andar se mery daant to le aa


Pota:

“Par Dada ji abi roti to bani nahi


Dada:

“O nahi puttar roti nahi khani


saamne wali Buddi nuu smile deni ay


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		Professor Imran Hashmi
		http://www.pak-sms.com/professor-imran-hashmi-835
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		Sun, 03 Jan 2010 23:46:43 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		

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			 *Golden words*

 Jo pappi de
 us say lay lo

Aur jo na de us se zabardasti lay lo...
.
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.
.
* Professor IMRAN HASHMI *
4rm india

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		Interviewer & Sardar
		http://www.pak-sms.com/interviewer-sardar-803
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		Sun, 03 Jan 2010 12:04:13 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		
		
		

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			Interviewer:Can u make a sentence using green,pink and yellow.


Sardar:Why not!

My phone rings

GREEN GREEN,I PINK up the phone and say YELLOW.


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		New Pakistani Team for world cup 2011
		http://www.pak-sms.com/new-pakistani-team-for-world-cup-2011-796
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		Sun, 27 Dec 2009 21:57:38 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=796
		
			New Pakistani Team for world cup 2011


Coach

Khuwab aalam.


Team

1. Imran faqeer


2. Salman jutt


3. Bonus khan


4. Shoaib jhalak


5. Misbah full hat


6. Shoda Afridi


7. Kamran khatmal


8. Rana Mazaq


9. Umer Bull


10. Shoaib kambakhter


11. Bao Jamadar Anjum

Extra


1. Beiman Ferhat


2. Danish Maleria.


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		Sardar in Cofee Shop
		http://www.pak-sms.com/sardar-in-cofee-shop-779
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		Sun, 27 Dec 2009 21:00:49 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=779
		
			Srdar in a Cofee House wid wife

Srdar:Jaldi Pi, Cofee thandi ho Jaegi

wife: fer ki hoga?

Srdar: Bewakoof “Menu card” dekh,

Hot coffee Rs.15

Cold coffee Rs.45.


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		Sardar ka Accident
		http://www.pak-sms.com/sardar-ka-accident-776
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		Sun, 27 Dec 2009 20:58:47 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=776
		
			1 Sardar ne Truck Chalatay hue Accident kr diya or Pakra gya

Police Officer: Tumhara Accident kaise hua?

Sardar: O bahi , Hum ko kya Pata? mein to Soo raha tha


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		Boy and Girl
		http://www.pak-sms.com/boy-and-girl-753
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		Sun, 27 Dec 2009 20:34:36 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=753
		
			Boy : What’s Ur Name ?


Girl : Q Bataon Main Tmhe Nhn Janti.


Boy : Na Batao Main Kon sa Tmhe Apni Ferrari Mai Bitha Raha Hun.


Girl : NAZIA, B.Com 2nd year,

Wo Samny Wali Gali Mai Teesry Makan Mai Rehti Hun =D ;-) 


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		Sudhar Jayo
		http://www.pak-sms.com/sudhar-jayo-751
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		Sun, 27 Dec 2009 20:33:03 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=751
		
			

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|  |\('.')/ |  |'''|


|  | |( )|  |  |'''|


|_ | _/ \_| |_ |'''|



Kaha tha na Sudhar jao

Ab raho gy 30 din Qaid mai.


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		Functions of Brain
		http://www.pak-sms.com/functions-of-brain-729
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		Sun, 27 Dec 2009 20:06:57 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=729
		
			The Brain is most outstanding objct in the world!

It functnz 24hrs a day,

365 days a year frm birth to death.

Stops only whn


we enter in Examination Hall:-)


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		Load shading ki musibat
		http://www.pak-sms.com/load-shading-ki-musibat-665
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		Wed, 23 Dec 2009 23:09:25 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=665
		
			Load shading ki musibat.

Aik admi apne ghar gaya,

drwaza nock kia.

Bivi: kon…?

Admi: Guddu ka abu.

Bivi: hai mein mar jawan fir andar kon ae…


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		Old Man & Girl
		http://www.pak-sms.com/old-man-girl-653
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		Wed, 23 Dec 2009 22:59:53 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=653
		
			An old man married a young girl.

Some one asks the girl:

Ap ne in may kya dekha ?


Girl: Ek to in ki


“INCOME”


or

dosray in kay


“DIN KUM”


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		Khan Asked another Khan…
		http://www.pak-sms.com/khan-asked-another-khan-651
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		Wed, 23 Dec 2009 22:58:52 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=651
		
			Once a Pathan  asked,another

“Khan Jee…! aap ka favourite song kaun sa hai?”


Khan Sahab replied:

“Larki Kyun Najanay Kyun Larkon Si Nhi Hoti”


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		A bird was disturbing a Sardar
		http://www.pak-sms.com/a-bird-was-disturbing-a-sardar-643
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		Wed, 23 Dec 2009 22:52:44 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=643
		
			A bird was disturbing a Sardar all the time

finally the Sardar caught it and decides to kill it cruelly.

He took it to the top of a building and dropped it.


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		Latest Difference between love  and arrange marriage
		http://www.pak-sms.com/latest-difference-between-love-and-arrange-marriage-625
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		Wed, 23 Dec 2009 22:39:28 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=625
		
			Latest Difference between love  and arrange marriage ..


Arrange: Jis mein shadi ki waja se baby ho ..


Love: Jis mein baby ki waja se shadi ho;-):-)


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		Teacher & Students
		http://www.pak-sms.com/teacher-students-622
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		Wed, 23 Dec 2009 22:35:41 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=622
		
			New Teacher: Students tell ur name & hobies! Boys:

I’m Mike, my hobby is watching bubble in da bath tub!

I’m Vijay, my hobby is watching Bubble in da bath tub!

I’m Saeed, my hobby is watching bubble in bath tub!

Teacher: Oh all boys have same hobies!

0k now girls,,,

Girl: Hi my name is Bubble..


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		American woman
		http://www.pak-sms.com/american-woman-620
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		Wed, 23 Dec 2009 22:34:29 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=620
		
			An American woman had 8 sons all named Kevin.

On asking how she manage to call One in Particular?

She replied: That’s easy! I call them by their Fathers’ names.


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		Sardar: Scratch For Answer
		http://www.pak-sms.com/sardar-scratch-for-answer-601
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		Wed, 23 Dec 2009 20:16:00 +0000
		Talal Masood
				
		
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=601
		
			Aik sardar ko exam mein koi sawal nai aata tha

usne har sawal k neche

¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡

is tarha ki lines laga di

aur likha: “Scratch karke answer parh lein”


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		Sardar & Pathan
		http://www.pak-sms.com/sardar-pathan-549
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		Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:43:41 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		
		
		

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			Sardar: tum pathano ne kabhi koi kabil-e-fakhar kaam bhi kia hai?

Pathan: oye tum ko pata hi nhai hai..

Pakistan mein pehla world cup kon laya?

Imran khan,


Pakistan ma Atom bomb kon laya?

Dr. Qadeer khan,


World cupT-20 kon lya?

Younus khan

Or to or Pakistan bnanay wla kon tha?


Quaid-e-Azam khan


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		Dulha Ask Dulhan
		http://www.pak-sms.com/dulha-ask-dulhan-542
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		Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:38:19 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=542
		
			Fresh dulha

asks to dulhan


“Hav u any boy frnd b4 marriage?


Dulhan..silent


Dulha:

mai is khamoshi ko kya samjhun?


Dulhan:

Tauba ha

gin to lene dein.


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		Sms Bejh
		http://www.pak-sms.com/sms-bejh-491
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		Tue, 15 Dec 2009 19:30:44 +0000
		Adnan Butt
				
		
		
		

		http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=491
		
			HAMESHA


SMS BEJTE REHNA


WARNA


“i–._,———…….

“-,  .m-.—–”"”"”

/   r–”

khallas.


Daro mat  paani wali hai


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