An old man married a young girl. Some one asks the girl: Ap ne in may kya dekha ? Girl: Ek to in ki “INCOME” or dosray in kay “DIN KUM”
Once a Pathan asked,another “Khan Jee…! aap ka favourite song kaun sa hai?” Khan Sahab replied: “Larki Kyun Najanay Kyun Larkon Si Nhi Hoti”
A bird was disturbing a Sardar all the time finally the Sardar caught it and decides to kill it cruelly. He took it to the top of a building and dropped it.
Latest Difference between love and arrange marriage .. Arrange: Jis mein shadi ki waja se baby ho .. Love: Jis mein baby ki waja se shadi ho;-):-)
New Teacher: Students tell ur name & hobies! Boys: I’m Mike, my hobby is watching bubble in da bath tub! I’m Vijay, my hobby is watching Bubble in da bath tub! I’m Saeed, my hobby is watching bubble in bath tub! Teacher: Oh all boys have same hobies! 0k now girls,,, Girl: Hi my name … Read more
An American woman had 8 sons all named Kevin. On asking how she manage to call One in Particular? She replied: That’s easy! I call them by their Fathers’ names.