Teacher: Jarmana Mafi ki application likho Sardar: Jarmana kina hai? Teacher: 5 Rupay Sardar: Ae le 5 Rupay .. Bapu ne kya see 5, 10 rupay wastay kanjraan di minat nahi karni

Maths teacher to Sardar: If you have Rs.1000 in 1 pocket & Rs.1000 in another pocket, what will you think? Sardar: Oye main kithy abbay di pent tay nai paa li

Sardar ARMY me bharti hoa 2 din bad jung shuru ho gai Sardar k helmet pe goli lagi Sardar hathyar phaink k bhag gaya Or bola “Aqalmand k liye ishara he kafi hy”

Interviewer:Can u make a sentence using green,pink and yellow. Sardar:Why not! My phone rings GREEN GREEN,I PINK up the phone and say YELLOW.

Srdar in a Cofee House wid wife Srdar:Jaldi Pi, Cofee thandi ho Jaegi wife: fer ki hoga? Srdar: Bewakoof “Menu card” dekh, Hot coffee Rs.15 Cold coffee Rs.45.

1 Sardar ne Truck Chalatay hue Accident kr diya or Pakra gya Police Officer: Tumhara Accident kaise hua? Sardar: O bahi , Hum ko kya Pata? mein to Soo raha tha