Interviewer:Can u make a sentence using green,pink and yellow.

Sardar:Why not!
My phone rings
GREEN GREEN,I PINK up the phone and say YELLOW.

Srdar in a Cofee House wid wife
Srdar:Jaldi Pi, Cofee thandi ho Jaegi
wife: fer ki hoga?
Srdar: Bewakoof “Menu card” dekh,
Hot coffee Rs.15
Cold coffee Rs.45.

1 Sardar ne Truck Chalatay hue Accident kr diya or Pakra gya
Police Officer: Tumhara Accident kaise hua?
Sardar: O bahi , Hum ko kya Pata? mein to Soo raha tha

Deadly IQ of a sardar
Whats the oppsite of Achaar?

Onion!

How?

Achaar = pickle
Pee-kal
So oppsite of pee- kal = pee aaj
=Peaaj =Onion.

A bird was disturbing a Sardar all the time
finally the Sardar caught it and decides to kill it cruelly.
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it.

Aik sardar ko exam mein koi sawal nai aata tha
usne har sawal k neche
¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡
is tarha ki lines laga di
aur likha: “Scratch karke answer parh lein”

Sardar: tum pathano ne kabhi koi kabil-e-fakhar kaam bhi kia hai?
Pathan: oye tum ko pata hi nhai hai..
Pakistan mein pehla world cup kon laya?
Imran khan,

Pakistan ma Atom bomb kon laya?
Dr. Qadeer khan,

World cupT-20 kon lya?
Younus khan
Or to or Pakistan bnanay wla kon tha?

Quaid-e-Azam khan

1 Sardar ka sir phat gaya

Doctor ne pocha: Sardar Je Kya Hoa?

Sardar: Main chapal naal keel thok rya si, eik banda bolya “Sardar Jee, Khopri Istaml Karo”

Foreigner: My Grandfather Lived for 96 Years.

And he Never Used Glasses.

Sardar: I know…

Some People Drink Directly from Tap ..

Shadi Mein Khana Start Hoa To Sardar G Ko Plate Nahi Mili, Sardar G Apni Jhooli Mein Khana Dalnay Lagay..

Logon Ne Pocha: Yea Kiya?

Sardar G: Daag To Dhul Jaye Ge, Ye Waqat Phir Nahi Ae Ga!