Pak-SMS.com » Sardar http://www.pak-sms.com Free SMS to Pakistan Mobilink Ufone Warid Telenor Zong Djuice Instaphone GSM Wed, 14 Dec 2011 11:34:49 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Sardar : Jarmana Mafi Ki Application http://www.pak-sms.com/sardar-jarmana-mafi-ki-application-2676 http://www.pak-sms.com/sardar-jarmana-mafi-ki-application-2676#comments Tue, 18 Oct 2011 07:11:23 +0000 Talal Masood http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=2676 Teacher: Jarmana Mafi ki application likho

Sardar: Jarmana kina hai?

Teacher: 5 Rupay

Sardar: Ae le 5 Rupay .. Bapu ne kya see 5, 10 rupay wastay kanjraan di minat nahi karni

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If you have Rs.1000 in 1 pocket

& Rs.1000 in another pocket,

what will you think?

Sardar:

Oye main kithy abbay di pent tay nai paa li ;-)

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]]> http://www.pak-sms.com/maths-teacher-to-sardar-rs-1000-in-your-pocket-joke-1830/feed 0 Sardar in Army, Aqalman K Liya Ishara He Kafi Hai http://www.pak-sms.com/sardar-in-army-aqalman-k-liya-ishara-he-kafi-hai-1624 http://www.pak-sms.com/sardar-in-army-aqalman-k-liya-ishara-he-kafi-hai-1624#comments Fri, 07 Jan 2011 09:10:59 +0000 Talal Masood http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=1624
Sardar ARMY me bharti hoa
2 din bad jung shuru ho gai
Sardar k helmet pe goli lagi
Sardar hathyar phaink k bhag gaya
Or bola
“Aqalmand k liye ishara he kafi hy”

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]]> http://www.pak-sms.com/sardar-in-army-aqalman-k-liya-ishara-he-kafi-hai-1624/feed 0 Interviewer & Sardar http://www.pak-sms.com/interviewer-sardar-803 http://www.pak-sms.com/interviewer-sardar-803#comments Sun, 03 Jan 2010 12:04:13 +0000 Adnan Butt http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=803 Interviewer:Can u make a sentence using green,pink and yellow.

Sardar:Why not!
My phone rings
GREEN GREEN,I PINK up the phone and say YELLOW.

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]]> http://www.pak-sms.com/interviewer-sardar-803/feed 0 Sardar in Cofee Shop http://www.pak-sms.com/sardar-in-cofee-shop-779 http://www.pak-sms.com/sardar-in-cofee-shop-779#comments Sun, 27 Dec 2009 21:00:49 +0000 Adnan Butt http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=779 Srdar in a Cofee House wid wife
Srdar:Jaldi Pi, Cofee thandi ho Jaegi
wife: fer ki hoga?
Srdar: Bewakoof “Menu card” dekh,
Hot coffee Rs.15
Cold coffee Rs.45.

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Police Officer: Tumhara Accident kaise hua?
Sardar: O bahi , Hum ko kya Pata? mein to Soo raha tha

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]]> http://www.pak-sms.com/sardar-ka-accident-776/feed 0 Deadly IQ of a Sardar http://www.pak-sms.com/deadly-iq-of-a-sardar-727 http://www.pak-sms.com/deadly-iq-of-a-sardar-727#comments Sun, 27 Dec 2009 20:04:43 +0000 Adnan Butt http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=727 Deadly IQ of a sardar
Whats the oppsite of Achaar?

Onion!

How?

Achaar = pickle
Pee-kal
So oppsite of pee- kal = pee aaj
=Peaaj =Onion.

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]]> http://www.pak-sms.com/deadly-iq-of-a-sardar-727/feed 0 A bird was disturbing a Sardar http://www.pak-sms.com/a-bird-was-disturbing-a-sardar-643 http://www.pak-sms.com/a-bird-was-disturbing-a-sardar-643#comments Wed, 23 Dec 2009 22:52:44 +0000 Adnan Butt http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=643 A bird was disturbing a Sardar all the time
finally the Sardar caught it and decides to kill it cruelly.
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it.

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]]> http://www.pak-sms.com/a-bird-was-disturbing-a-sardar-643/feed 0 Sardar: Scratch For Answer http://www.pak-sms.com/sardar-scratch-for-answer-601 http://www.pak-sms.com/sardar-scratch-for-answer-601#comments Wed, 23 Dec 2009 20:16:00 +0000 Talal Masood http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=601 Aik sardar ko exam mein koi sawal nai aata tha
usne har sawal k neche
¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡
is tarha ki lines laga di
aur likha: “Scratch karke answer parh lein”

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]]> http://www.pak-sms.com/sardar-scratch-for-answer-601/feed 0 Sardar & Pathan http://www.pak-sms.com/sardar-pathan-549 http://www.pak-sms.com/sardar-pathan-549#comments Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:43:41 +0000 Adnan Butt http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=549 Sardar: tum pathano ne kabhi koi kabil-e-fakhar kaam bhi kia hai?
Pathan: oye tum ko pata hi nhai hai..
Pakistan mein pehla world cup kon laya?
Imran khan,

Pakistan ma Atom bomb kon laya?
Dr. Qadeer khan,

World cupT-20 kon lya?
Younus khan
Or to or Pakistan bnanay wla kon tha?

Quaid-e-Azam khan

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]]> http://www.pak-sms.com/sardar-pathan-549/feed 0 Sardar Ka Sir Phat Gaya http://www.pak-sms.com/sardar-ka-sir-phat-gaya-475 http://www.pak-sms.com/sardar-ka-sir-phat-gaya-475#comments Tue, 15 Dec 2009 10:42:11 +0000 Talal Masood http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=475 1 Sardar ka sir phat gaya

Doctor ne pocha: Sardar Je Kya Hoa?

Sardar: Main chapal naal keel thok rya si, eik banda bolya “Sardar Jee, Khopri Istaml Karo”

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]]> http://www.pak-sms.com/sardar-ka-sir-phat-gaya-475/feed 0 Sardar – Drink Directly From Tap http://www.pak-sms.com/sardar-drink-directly-from-tap-182 http://www.pak-sms.com/sardar-drink-directly-from-tap-182#comments Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:11:18 +0000 Talal Masood http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=182 Foreigner: My Grandfather Lived for 96 Years.

And he Never Used Glasses.

 

Sardar: I know…

 

Some People Drink Directly from Tap .. :-)

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]]> http://www.pak-sms.com/sardar-drink-directly-from-tap-182/feed 0 Sardar – Daag To Dhul Jaye Ga http://www.pak-sms.com/sardar-daag-to-dhul-jaye-ga-161 http://www.pak-sms.com/sardar-daag-to-dhul-jaye-ga-161#comments Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:47:10 +0000 Talal Masood http://www.pak-sms.com/?p=161 Shadi Mein Khana Start Hoa To Sardar G Ko Plate Nahi Mili, Sardar G Apni Jhooli Mein Khana Dalnay Lagay..

Logon Ne Pocha: Yea Kiya?

Sardar G: Daag To Dhul Jaye Ge, Ye Waqat Phir Nahi Ae Ga!

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Mayri tou koee parwaa hee nahee hai tumain
Sardar: Pyaar karnay walay kisee kee parwaa nahee krty

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kisi ne pucha kya hua?
Sardar: khocha dhakan mai likha hai
“try again“

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