Girl: From today I don’t have any relation with you.

Boy: Ok! Fine! Return all my gifts that I gave you.

Girl: Fine! I’ll return all.

Boy: Let’s start from the mobile top-up balance and scratch card numbers…

Girl: Oh come on darling! I was just kidding with you!

Kabhi ye mat socho tumhare gf/bf ya wife/hubby ne tumhe kitna romantic msg bheja hai,

sirf yeh socho ke Use kisne bheja hoga ?

Mobile bana hai har larki ki shaan

Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan

MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan

Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan

12 boyfrnd bana kr akarti hain pehalwan

Apni frndz ko hr raaz bata kr karti hain heran

Kehti hain larkon ko ullu banana hy buhat asan,

Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,

Mat aa in k chakkar me ye sab hain shetan,

Ab kisi ki call aaye To usko bolna G bhabi jaan.

(Submitted by: Nosheen Khan)