Boy : What’s Ur Name ?

Girl : Q Bataon Main Tmhe Nhn Janti.

Boy : Na Batao Main Kon sa Tmhe Apni Ferrari Mai Bitha Raha Hun.

Girl : NAZIA, B.Com 2nd year,
Wo Samny Wali Gali Mai Teesry Makan Mai Rehti Hun =D

An old man married a young girl.
Some one asks the girl:
Ap ne in may kya dekha ?

Girl: Ek to in ki

“INCOME”

or
dosray in kay

“DIN KUM”

If a boy gives a love letter to a girl, people call him

“LOFFER”

But, if a girl gives a letter to a boy, then people call it,

“OFFER”

Girl in a party to boy:
“Excuse me!”

“Kia Aap mere FACE se aik cheez hata sakte hain?”

Boy (khush hote hoe):
“han han bolo kia?”

Girl:
“Apni Manhoos nazren”.

Agar Aap Kisi Larki Ko I LOVE YOU Kahein

Aur Woh Larki Aap Ko Kiss Kar K
Apna Mobile Number De Day

To Aap Is Ko Kya Kahein Gey?

Zahir Hai.

Khawab!

Girl 2 Sardar: Tum tou bus apny kaam main lagy rehty ho.
Mayri tou koee parwaa hee nahee hai tumain
Sardar: Pyaar karnay walay kisee kee parwaa nahee krty