Mobile bana hai har larki ki shaan

Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan

MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan

Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan

12 boyfrnd bana kr akarti hain pehalwan

Apni frndz ko hr raaz bata kr karti hain heran

Kehti hain larkon ko ullu banana hy buhat asan,

Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,

Mat aa in k chakkar me ye sab hain shetan,

Ab kisi ki call aaye To usko bolna G bhabi jaan.

(Submitted by: Nosheen Khan)

New Teacher: Students tell ur name & hobies! Boys:
I’m Mike, my hobby is watching bubble in da bath tub!
I’m Vijay, my hobby is watching Bubble in da bath tub!
I’m Saeed, my hobby is watching bubble in bath tub!
Teacher: Oh all boys have same hobies!
0k now girls,,,
Girl: Hi my name is Bubble..

Girl’s Top 10 Lies

1. I Miss You
2. I’m Single
3. I’m talking to a boy for the first time
4. I was talking to my cousin
5. I don’t like to call you “TUM”
6. I don’t believe in Love.
7. I’m not like other girls.
8. I don’t know anything.
9. All boys are the same.
10. You are the first and last boy in my life, I can’t live without you.