Teacher: Jarmana Mafi ki application likho

Sardar: Jarmana kina hai?

Teacher: 5 Rupay

Sardar: Ae le 5 Rupay .. Bapu ne kya see 5, 10 rupay wastay kanjraan di minat nahi karni

Maths teacher to Sardar:

If you have Rs.1000 in 1 pocket

& Rs.1000 in another pocket,

what will you think?

Sardar:

Oye main kithy abbay di pent tay nai paa li

Srdar in a Cofee House wid wife
Srdar:Jaldi Pi, Cofee thandi ho Jaegi
wife: fer ki hoga?
Srdar: Bewakoof “Menu card” dekh,
Hot coffee Rs.15
Cold coffee Rs.45.

1 Sardar ne Truck Chalatay hue Accident kr diya or Pakra gya
Police Officer: Tumhara Accident kaise hua?
Sardar: O bahi , Hum ko kya Pata? mein to Soo raha tha

Deadly IQ of a sardar
Whats the oppsite of Achaar?

Onion!

How?

Achaar = pickle
Pee-kal
So oppsite of pee- kal = pee aaj
=Peaaj =Onion.

Once a Pathan  asked,another
“Khan Jee…! aap ka favourite song kaun sa hai?”

Khan Sahab replied:
“Larki Kyun Najanay Kyun Larkon Si Nhi Hoti”

A bird was disturbing a Sardar all the time
finally the Sardar caught it and decides to kill it cruelly.
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it.

Aik sardar ko exam mein koi sawal nai aata tha
usne har sawal k neche
¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡
is tarha ki lines laga di
aur likha: “Scratch karke answer parh lein”

Sardar: tum pathano ne kabhi koi kabil-e-fakhar kaam bhi kia hai?
Pathan: oye tum ko pata hi nhai hai..
Pakistan mein pehla world cup kon laya?
Imran khan,

Pakistan ma Atom bomb kon laya?
Dr. Qadeer khan,

World cupT-20 kon lya?
Younus khan
Or to or Pakistan bnanay wla kon tha?

Quaid-e-Azam khan