An old farmer lived on his farm.
He wrote to his Innocent son in prison,
“This year I won’t b able to plant potatoes coz I can’t dig the ground.
I know if u were here u would help me.”

The son replied,
“DAD,don’t dig the ground.Thats where I burried the guns”

Next day,the ground was dug by the police looking for guns but nothing was found.

The son wrote again,
“Plant ur potatoes Dad,its the best I could do from here”:-)

Mom 2 Son in 17th Century:
Son, marry the girl of your own cast.

18 CENTURY:
Son, marry the girl of your standard

19 CENTURY:
Son, marry the girl of your country

20 CENTURY:
Son, marry the girl of your religion

21 CENTURY:
Son, please only marry a girl.

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. …….