Master student se:
khali jaga pur kro.
900 choohe kha kr Billi___chali.
Student:
900 choohe kha kr
Billi Matak Matak kr chali.
Master(Guse se)
khare hojao,mazaq krty hö?
Student:
Sir ye B maine apka dil
rakhne k lye keh dya warna
900 choohey kha kr Billi Chal to kya Hil b nhi sakti.

New Teacher: Students tell ur name & hobies! Boys:
I’m Mike, my hobby is watching bubble in da bath tub!
I’m Vijay, my hobby is watching Bubble in da bath tub!
I’m Saeed, my hobby is watching bubble in bath tub!
Teacher: Oh all boys have same hobies!
0k now girls,,,
Girl: Hi my name is Bubble..

Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313

Summer holidays 50,Days left 263

8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141

1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126

2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,

1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81

Exams days 35 days,Days left 46

Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26

Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1

That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.

Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy

New student asked the university guard: How good is this university?

Guard: It’s a very good university, I did my MBA from here and instantly got the job.

Aik student examination hall mein baith kar answer book par apna panja bana raha tha.

Duty pe mojood teacher ne kaha paper mein to hand ki diagram ka question hee nahi?

Student: Mein Paper Bananay Walay Pe LANAT bheej raha hoon

TEACHER: Which book has helped you most in your life?

Student: My father’s Cheque book !