Maths teacher to Sardar:

If you have Rs.1000 in 1 pocket

& Rs.1000 in another pocket,

what will you think?

Sardar:

Oye main kithy abbay di pent tay nai paa li

Master student se:
khali jaga pur kro.
900 choohe kha kr Billi___chali.
Student:
900 choohe kha kr
Billi Matak Matak kr chali.
Master(Guse se)
khare hojao,mazaq krty hö?
Student:
Sir ye B maine apka dil
rakhne k lye keh dya warna
900 choohey kha kr Billi Chal to kya Hil b nhi sakti.

We r cCheAteRs
bt,
doOn’t cCheAt mAnNeRzZ.

We hAt€ sTuDy
bt
luV t€acCh€rzZ

We fL!Rt w!Th fL!rTeRzZ
bt
luV loOv€rzZ

WoOrLd cAn’T cChAnGe Us
bt
we cAn cChAnGe dA wHoLe wOrLd

We doOn’T hAv€ boOks !n hAnDs
bt
hAv€ r€vOLuT!OnArY !d€asS !n m!nD.

MeeT Us,
BCoOZ

WE R YOUTH OF Pakistan
dEdIcAtEd To AL tHe Pakistanies

New Teacher: Students tell ur name & hobies! Boys:
I’m Mike, my hobby is watching bubble in da bath tub!
I’m Vijay, my hobby is watching Bubble in da bath tub!
I’m Saeed, my hobby is watching bubble in bath tub!
Teacher: Oh all boys have same hobies!
0k now girls,,,
Girl: Hi my name is Bubble..

Aik student examination hall mein baith kar answer book par apna panja bana raha tha.

Duty pe mojood teacher ne kaha paper mein to hand ki diagram ka question hee nahi?

Student: Mein Paper Bananay Walay Pe LANAT bheej raha hoon

TEACHER: Which book has helped you most in your life?

Student: My father’s Cheque book !