In Next Life …

I am your ___________

1. Husband/Wife
2. Girlfriend/Boyfriend
3. Lover
4. Brother/Sister
5. Uncle/Aunt
6. Cousin
7. Best Friends
8. Brother/Sister in Law

A woman is driving home from work along the highway.

Her husband calls her and says

“Be careful love, it’s just been on the radio that someone is driving the wrong way on the highway!”
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“Someone?” she replies, “there’s hundreds of them! ”

Wife: You said you’ll love me more after marriage.

Husband: But I never knew that you’ll marry me.

On 20th Aniversary husbnd having a deep thought

Wife: Wht u thinking?
Husband: Remember when ur dad caught us on date?
Wife: Yes
Husband: And he pointed a gun at me and said marry my daughter or goto jail for 20yrs.
Wife smiles: Yes..!
Husband: Aah! Today! I would be released as a free man

Tufani Barish Main Raat Ko Shop Per Aik Admi Pizza Lene Gaya

Shop Keeper:App Shaadi Shuda Hain Kiya..?

Admi:Is Tufani Barish Main Kiya Meri Ma Mughe Pizza Lene Bhejegi..

Kabhi ye mat socho tumhare gf/bf ya wife/hubby ne tumhe kitna romantic msg bheja hai,

sirf yeh socho ke Use kisne bheja hoga ?

Srdar in a Cofee House wid wife
Srdar:Jaldi Pi, Cofee thandi ho Jaegi
wife: fer ki hoga?
Srdar: Bewakoof “Menu card” dekh,
Hot coffee Rs.15
Cold coffee Rs.45.

Wife shoping kr k i aur husband ne darwaza khola

Wife:Ye dabba utha lo

husband: is me zarur mery khane ki koi chez hogi

wife: hañ mery sendal hain