An old farmer lived on his farm.
He wrote to his Innocent son in prison,
“This year I won’t b able to plant potatoes coz I can’t dig the ground.
I know if u were here u would help me.”
The son replied,
“DAD,don’t dig the ground.Thats where I burried the guns”
Next day,the ground was dug by the police looking for guns but nothing was found.
The son wrote again,
“Plant ur potatoes Dad,its the best I could do from here”:-)