Deadly IQ of a sardar Whats the oppsite of Achaar? Onion! How? Achaar = pickle Pee-kal So oppsite of pee- kal = pee aaj =Peaaj =Onion.
A bird was disturbing a Sardar all the time finally the Sardar caught it and decides to kill it cruelly. He took it to the top of a building and dropped it.
Aik sardar ko exam mein koi sawal nai aata tha usne har sawal k neche ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ is tarha ki lines laga di aur likha: “Scratch karke answer parh lein”
Sardar: tum pathano ne kabhi koi kabil-e-fakhar kaam bhi kia hai? Pathan: oye tum ko pata hi nhai hai.. Pakistan mein pehla world cup kon laya? Imran khan, Pakistan ma Atom bomb kon laya? Dr. Qadeer khan, World cupT-20 kon lya? Younus khan Or to or Pakistan bnanay wla kon tha? Quaid-e-Azam khan
1 Sardar ka sir phat gaya Doctor ne pocha: Sardar Je Kya Hoa? Sardar: Main chapal naal keel thok rya si, eik banda bolya “Sardar Jee, Khopri Istaml Karo”
Foreigner: My Grandfather Lived for 96 Years. And he Never Used Glasses. Sardar: I know… Some People Drink Directly from Tap ..