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Sardar : Jarmana Mafi Ki Application

Teacher: Jarmana Mafi ki application likho Sardar: Jarmana kina hai? Teacher: 5 Rupay Sardar: Ae le 5 Rupay .. Bapu

Maths teacher to Sardar: If you have Rs.1000 in 1 pocket & Rs.1000 in another pocket, what will you think?

Sardar ARMY me bharti hoa 2 din bad jung shuru ho gai Sardar k helmet pe goli lagi Sardar hathyar

Interviewer:Can u make a sentence using green,pink and yellow. Sardar:Why not! My phone rings GREEN GREEN,I PINK up the phone

Srdar in a Cofee House wid wife Srdar:Jaldi Pi, Cofee thandi ho Jaegi wife: fer ki hoga? Srdar: Bewakoof “Menu

1 Sardar ne Truck Chalatay hue Accident kr diya or Pakra gya Police Officer: Tumhara Accident kaise hua? Sardar: O

Deadly IQ of a sardar Whats the oppsite of Achaar? Onion! How? Achaar = pickle Pee-kal So oppsite of pee-

A bird was disturbing a Sardar all the time finally the Sardar caught it and decides to kill it cruelly.

Aik sardar ko exam mein koi sawal nai aata tha usne har sawal k neche ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡

Sardar: tum pathano ne kabhi koi kabil-e-fakhar kaam bhi kia hai? Pathan: oye tum ko pata hi nhai hai.. Pakistan